The workshop
He built a workshop twelve feet tall
Which people thought was the village hall
He painted it green - the colour of peas
In order to make it blend with the trees
But the up-and-over door was white
It shone like a beacon in the night
So he painted it cream to tone it down
But the workshop remained the talk of the town
So I was insistent he change the colour
And promptly bought him a brand new roller
And a monster pot of Dulux Grey
Hoping he'd paint it straight away
This Saturday we're very busy
I've ordered quite a lot of 'fizzy'
The undercoat he used was white
And they booked it for a Sixties Night
by S Fielding
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